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The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

 

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport

 

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a bulimic dog

 

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

 

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

 

Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

 

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

 

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

 

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

 

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

 

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

 

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

 

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

 

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

 

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Oh, never mind....

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