The Cowboy's Ten Commandments

from USA Today, 3/10/03
Original posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church, Fairlie, Texas

(1) Just one God.

(2) Put nothin' before God.

(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.

(5) Honor yer Ma &Pa.

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.

(7) No killin'.

(8) Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Y'all have a good Day.

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